Trivial Things that Mildly Annoy You

1. People who change their Facebook status at least 7 times a day
2. Those pages in exam papers that say 'Blank Page'
3. Doughnuts with too little jam
4. Doughnuts with too much jam
5. Shoe shop assistants who say: "We don't have a size 10, but we do have a size 7..."
6. People who don't indicate
7. People that misuse 'less' and 'fewer'
8. Detaching the first sheet of toilet paper from the rest of the roll on a new toilet paper
9. People who call 'football', 'soccer'
10. People who call 'soccer', 'football'
11. Facebook pages that want you to 'like' them before revealing content
12. The way the word 'lisp' has the letter 's' in it
13. Getting arm hair caught in your watch
14. People who press the brake pedal every 10 yards
15. Tailgaters
16. People chewing gum in an exaggerated manner, obviously thinking they look cool
17. People who deliberately talk with their mouths full and appear to think they look cool doing so
18. Overly keen people
19. Teens who wear their trousers half way down their legs showing their underwear
20. Kids who walk along playing music really loud on their mobile phones
21. Kids who tie school ties so that the end of the tie barely pokes through the knot
22. People who say 'LOL' in real life
23. The fact that 'dyslexia' is such a hard word to spell
24. People who have no comeback for an argument, and simply reply with "your mum"
25. Half-pints in pubs
26. Clowns
27. Smacking a perfect tee shot down the fairway, a nice approach shot second onto the green only to be followed by a 3-putt for a bogey
28. Burning your tongue
29. People who turn up early
30. People who turn up late
31. Fat women wearing practically see-through leggings
32. Fat women
33. Male cyclists wearing tight cycling shorts
34. Fingerless gloves
35. Stubbing your toe
36. Banging your elbow
37. Sunburn
38. Getting your fingers sticky from eating fruit
39. Packet of peanuts that say 'May contain nuts'
40. People who take up two parking spaces
41. People who go ALL-IN in poker regardless of what they have
42. People who like marmite
43. People who hate marmite
44. People who say 'FACT' at the end of their statement when it's actually an opinion
45. Sitting on a cold toilet seat
46. Sitting on a warm toilet seat knowing someone sat their not too long ago
47. When your sat down and you move a little, and you can't get into the same comfortable position
48. People who get 'there', 'their' and 'they're' mixed  up
49. Sound of flies and bees
50. Women with facial hair
51. A bug bite on the sole of your foot
52. When you get out of the shower, you start sweating right away
53. Accidentally popping the yolk when frying an egg
54. Monobrows
55. People who use 'should of' instead of 'should have'
56. Mixing 'to' and 'too'
57. Mixing 'won' and 'one'
58. Mixing 'your' and 'you're'
59. The fact that there's no 'dislike' button in Facebook
60. Pedestrians crossing the road extra slow
61. Waking up to the sound of a mosquito buzzing around your head
62. Sitting down for a meal and realising you have two knives instead of a fork and knife
63. Getting your nether hair stuck in your zipper
64. Chain letters
65. Walking into a room and forgetting why you went there in the first place
66. Holding the door for someone, and they act like they were entitled
67. People who walk so close to revolving doors that they constantly stop it
68. Men who share their underarm hair and legs
69. Going to a supermarket without a coin to borrow a shopping cart
70. People that modify 'unique' with 'very unique' or 'kind of unique' etc.
71. People who make up superlatives like 'boringest' instead of using 'most boring'
72. When the first car in line isn't paying attention when the light turns green
73. When someone says "hone" instead of "home"
74. The smell of cheese
75. Hair on the soap
76. Hair stuck in the drain of the shower, and having to use your fingers to pinch it out
77. People who take ages to reply to e-mails